It's just a jump to the left, and then a step to the right...
"Let's do the time warp again."
Time Warp Video...
No, the US Embassy is actually very nice and probably one of the newer buildings here. It's illegal to take photos, so just close your eyes imagine a nice government building.
Now, look up to the TV monitor in the DMV style seating area and see the movie "Rocky Horror Picture Show." Now try explaining this movie to your attorney and his assistant while holding a sleeping child when he has no cultural reference.
Yes, that is how I spent part of my afternoon.
And in case you were wondering, US Citizens get priority admittance, so while I felt like a schmuck cutting in front of 200 people, I didn't feel bad enough to go to the end of the line.
Current status - Awaiting Isaac's Visa.